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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:msxsl="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:xslt" xmlns:Teletext="urn:schemas.teletext.co.uk" xmlns:t="http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/ns/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Teletext Big Screen Film Reviews</title><link>http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/default.aspx</link><description><![CDATA[Teletext.co.uk - Big Screen Film Reviews]]></description><language>en-gb</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:40:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><url>http://www.teletext.co.uk/images/Logo64x64.gif</url><link>http://www.teletext.co.uk</link><title>Teletext.co.uk</title></image><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews" type="application/rss+xml" /><item><description>By Victor Olliver - Sacha Baron Cohen jackhammers deep into his dark soul to unleash the inner whipping Marquis de Sade we only glimpsed in Borat.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~4/juP5vG3uOVo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><t:full_article><![CDATA[By Victor Olliver - Sacha Baron Cohen jackhammers deep into his dark soul to unleash the inner whipping Marquis de Sade we only glimpsed in Borat.<br/><br/>New creation Bruno - a gay fashionista who aims to become the "biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler" - is far crueller and crazier than his Kazakh predecessor. But is he funnier?<br/><br/>Jaw-dropping, certainly. Bruno shocks more than he gives belly laughs.<br /><br /> Bruno buries TV memories of Beadle&#39;s About or Candid Camera as Cohen sets up anyone from supermodels to terrorists in a series of outrageous encounters.<br/><br/>Watching him turn Milan Fashion Week to pandemonium as he disrupts a catwalk set with his clingy velcro suit is as mind-blowing as it is pointless. The precious fashion crowd boo furiously.<br/><br/>At the end he&#39;s carrying so many things on his suit he resembles a chic dosser.<br /><br /> On his trek to become famous, Bruno hires gay "second assistant" Lutz (Gustaf Hammarsten) who harbours an erotic unrequited love for his master.<br/><br/>Cohen&#39;s targets are various - dimwit celebs, homophobic hicks and politicos, brain dead TV and other things besides.<br/><br/>He lures an uncomprehending Paula Abdul to talk about her humanitarian work while she sits on a man who&#39;s on all fours - will she ever live that down?<br /><br /> There are sequences of comic genius. An LA psychic passes on messages to Bruno from a dead fictitious pop star.<br/><br/>Bruno then performs an obscene mime of gay sex with the pop star&#39;s ghost. The scene works because the psychic - who sits through all this silently - is completely clueless about the movie.<br/><br/>In a later scene, we witness bigoted disgust of hotel workers who find Bruno and Lutz chained together in bed.<br /><br /> The extreme comedy turns sinister and creepy when Bruno goes on a US TV show to talk about his adopted black baby.<br/><br/>Even now I can&#39;t work out the point in enraging the African-American audience whose obvious concern for the child must be shared by satirist Cohen. <br/><br/>And what is the point in offending Hasidic Jews in Israel by sashaying about in skintight short-shorts? Is this about mocking another culture?<br /><br /> When Cohen&#39;s showing up ambitious stage parents - like the mum who agrees her child can appear as a Nazi warder in a death camp film scene - you applaud.<br/><br/>But when he talks offensively of beards to a Middle Eastern activist or tries to bed a male former US presidential candidate, the humour turns nasty.<br/><br/>You suspect that the huge dollop of cruelty in Cohen has got out of hand - and then the movie wilts. <b>Verdict</b><b> 3.5/5</b><br /><br /> ]]></t:full_article><uid>90a1f252c2325219d083471c54c7d237</uid><title>Bruno (18) 83 mins</title><link>http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~3/juP5vG3uOVo/Bruno+(18)+83+mins.aspx</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/90a1f252c2325219d083471c54c7d237/Bruno+(18)+83+mins.aspx</guid><feedburner:origLink>http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/90a1f252c2325219d083471c54c7d237/Bruno+(18)+83+mins.aspx</feedburner:origLink></item><item><description>By Victor Olliver - Teenage hanky-panky takes precedence over wizardy mumbo-jumbo in the sixth Potter instalment. Just two more films to go then.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~4/pyQ8xuHQnl0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><t:full_article><![CDATA[By Victor Olliver - Teenage hanky-panky takes precedence over wizardy mumbo-jumbo in the sixth Potter instalment. Just two more films to go then.<br/><br/>Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince returns us to Snogwarts (Hogwarts, I mean). Meantime, Hotter (oops, Potter) adds love motions to the potions.<br/><br/>Director David Yates submerges us in the frothy Acne Years as light to the shade of a story that&#39;s growing meaner.<br /><br /> We know demonic Lord Voldemort is back if only because his Death Eaters - who travel as high-speed smoke worms - are wreaking havoc on Muggles and wizards.<br/><br/>Non-Potter fans may be flummoxed. Why has Voldemort assigned white-haired Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton) to perform a horrible deed at Hogwarts? Why does Jim Broadbent debut here as an armchair?<br/><br/>He plays new character Professor Horace Slughorn, master of potion-making.<br /><br /> Slughorn is key to the whole story: he knows the secret of the late and wicked Tom Riddle, and Dumbledore (Michael Gambon) wants Harry to crack it.<br/><br/>Broadbent&#39;s casting is a master stroke. He captures perfectly that blend of scattiness, eccentricity, furtiveness and fear that makes up Slughorn.<br/><br/>He&#39;s also big enough to take on Alan Rickman&#39;s brooding Severus Snape or indeed Gambon&#39;s sublime Dumbledore.<br /><br /> The love triangles offer some relief from the darkening fog of conspiracy that&#39;s one of the draws of Potter.<br/><br/>Maggie Smith&#39;s bossy Minerva McGonagall is most tolerant of all the teen face-eating in Hogwart&#39;s stony cloisters.<br/><br/>Harry fancies Ginny Weasley who is being fancied by hunky Dean Thomas, while Ginny&#39;s bro Ron (Rupert Grint) is being chased by Lavender Brown. But Hermione (Emma Watson) wants Ron, too.<br /><br /> Yates has boldly made his movie more funny than JK Rowling&#39;s book and made a few changes, too. Welcome after the messiness of Order Of The Pheonix.<br/><br/>At last the Quidditch game is starting to make sense and is a smart arena for the lads to show off to the girls.<br/><br/>If Ron and Hermione play much more subsidiary roles that&#39;s because Harry himself is changing into the Chosen One: the mystic boots are a good fit.<br /><br /> One of the great characters is killed in this chapter: we know the name, but let&#39;s not spoil it. Tears will flow.<br/><br/>To make the greatest sense of Half-Blood you really need to have seen Phoenix. Then, Harry was beset by demons; now he&#39;s making his choices.<br/><br/>Holding the movie franchise together is Daniel Radcliffe as Harry. As if by magic, he grows older but looks the same: who cast THAT spell? <b>Verdict</b><b> 4/5</b><br /><br /> ]]></t:full_article><uid>098a4e22dba53655d2b76e719990a966</uid><title>Harry Potter/Half-Blood (12A) 153 mins</title><link>http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~3/pyQ8xuHQnl0/Harry+PotterHalf-Blood+(12A)+153+mins.aspx</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/098a4e22dba53655d2b76e719990a966/Harry+PotterHalf-Blood+(12A)+153+mins.aspx</guid><feedburner:origLink>http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/098a4e22dba53655d2b76e719990a966/Harry+PotterHalf-Blood+(12A)+153+mins.aspx</feedburner:origLink></item><item><description>By Victor Olliver - Thirty-five years after the event comes the celebrated documentary of the "Zaire 74" American R&amp;amp;B three-day concert in Kinshasa.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~4/_uvqtqpxCaY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><t:full_article><![CDATA[By Victor Olliver - Thirty-five years after the event comes the celebrated documentary of the "Zaire 74" American R&amp;B three-day concert in Kinshasa.<br/><br/>It took place just before the legendary "Rumble in the Jungle" boxing fight in Zaire between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman, celebrated in the 1996 movie When We Were Kings.<br/><br/>Both verite docs are the work of director Jeffrey Levy-Hinte.<br /><br /> Soul Power lives up to its name - the pure energy, not just of the shows but of the off-stage build-up, blasts you in your seat. What have we missed?<br/><br/>Stars include James Brown, BB King, Bill Withers, Celia Cruz, Miriam Makeba, Sister Sledge and so many more.<br/><br/>This digital restoration was a hit at Glasto this year and will appeal to all lovers of funk. The sound quality is surprisingly undiminished. <b>Verdict</b><b> 4/5</b><br /><br /> ]]></t:full_article><uid>0ae97171b6cff37bcaed73e87a1543b9</uid><title>Soul Power (12A) 93 mins</title><link>http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~3/_uvqtqpxCaY/Soul+Power+(12A)+93+mins.aspx</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/0ae97171b6cff37bcaed73e87a1543b9/Soul+Power+(12A)+93+mins.aspx</guid><feedburner:origLink>http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/0ae97171b6cff37bcaed73e87a1543b9/Soul+Power+(12A)+93+mins.aspx</feedburner:origLink></item><item><description>By Victor Olliver - A sharp script lightens Robin Wright Penn&amp;#39;s load as a 50-year-old ex-wild child marinating slowly in a marriage far from blissful.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~4/scnBCxGPKlw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><t:full_article><![CDATA[By Victor Olliver - A sharp script lightens Robin Wright Penn&#39;s load as a 50-year-old ex-wild child marinating slowly in a marriage far from blissful.<br/><br/>Her 80-year-old husband Herb (played by Alan Arkin) embarks on an affair after a move to a retirement home as a "pre-emptive strike against decrepitude".<br/><br/>All is not lost for Pippa though when Keanu Reeves enters her life, not quite young enough to pass as her toyboy.<br /><br /> As this is not a superhero pic, Keanu&#39;s voice is lighter on the ear and he convincingly humanises himself after failing to do so in Sweet November.<br/><br/>Penn is supported by a strong female cast that includes Winona Ryder in a welcome and powerful return.<br/><br/>Director Rebecca Miller&#39;s soapy flick is perfect for afternoon TV auds: marital rot is slyly sexed up with wit and saucy antics. <b>Verdict 3/5</b><br /><br /> ]]></t:full_article><uid>d5d0b2919456dd0aacd84d6d951f3980</uid><title>Private Lives Of Pippa Lee (15) 93 mins</title><link>http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~3/scnBCxGPKlw/Private+Lives+Of+Pippa+Lee+(15)+93+mins.aspx</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/d5d0b2919456dd0aacd84d6d951f3980/Private+Lives+Of+Pippa+Lee+(15)+93+mins.aspx</guid><feedburner:origLink>http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/d5d0b2919456dd0aacd84d6d951f3980/Private+Lives+Of+Pippa+Lee+(15)+93+mins.aspx</feedburner:origLink></item><item><description>By Victor Olliver - To be immature about it, see this movie in order to watch naked saggy old people have sex.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~4/hZYCF2XTySI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><t:full_article><![CDATA[By Victor Olliver - To be immature about it, see this movie in order to watch naked saggy old people have sex.<br/><br/>It&#39;s a rare sight and will educate passing ET aliens one day that humanity didn&#39;t give up the ghost at 50.<br/><br/>The intense menage a trois involves people in their 60s and 70s. Inge (Ursula Werner) is plump so the ETs will also learn that sex wasn&#39;t just something for the lean. <b>Verdict 3/5</b><br /><br /> ]]></t:full_article><uid>9a4aacb9a82f3049df54a5f9c1c204bc</uid><title>Cloud 9 (15) 98 mins</title><link>http://feeds.teletext.co.uk/~r/entertainment/big-screen/film-reviews/~3/hZYCF2XTySI/Cloud+9+(15)+98+mins.aspx</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/9a4aacb9a82f3049df54a5f9c1c204bc/Cloud+9+(15)+98+mins.aspx</guid><feedburner:origLink>http://www.teletext.co.uk/bigscreen/film-reviews/9a4aacb9a82f3049df54a5f9c1c204bc/Cloud+9+(15)+98+mins.aspx</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
